so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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