i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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