alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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