no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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