i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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