how can u be prego again
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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