He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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