How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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