She is in my trunk
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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