im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
