so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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