Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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