I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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