i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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