how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
