I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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