jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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