I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You did what with his pubic hair?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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