do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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