Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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