Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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