Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm just crazy horny about you
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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