i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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