did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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