don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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