U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
FUCK WHALES
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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