If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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