She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
