And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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