Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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