I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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