so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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