Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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