if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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