my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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