problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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