God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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