remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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