it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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