i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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