I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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