nut hugger
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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