Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I love having hate sex.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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