Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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