Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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