No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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