I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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