Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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