I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
