And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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