i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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