Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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