doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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