using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think pants incapable of making pants work
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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