Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We left the knife in your bed.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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